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Cranky Old

Cranky Old

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I am Cranky Old, born four hundred years ago in the Highlands of Scotland. I am Immortal and I am not alone.

Posts by Cranky Old

WTF Was That?! (Part 2)

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – The Princess Bride […]

The Manager Manifesto

This has been gnawing at me for a while now: as engineers, we obsess over how we solve problems with […]

WTF Was That?! (Part 1)

“I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.” –Jack Burton, “Big Trouble In Little China” (1986) […]

Rushing Into Management

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” — […]

The Lazy Developer Manifesto

Embrace the natural order and your true self After over 25 years of being in the software development “circus”, I […]

AI, Take The Wheel!

“This [AI] thing–is it a virus, a drug, or a religion?” Juanita shrugs. “What’s the difference?”― Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash If you […]

Agile Flows Like A Waterfall

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was […]

Software Engineering is dead, long live the Software Engineer!

The tragic shift away from engineering thinking to developer thinking. Not to give off “back in my day” vibes, but […]

The dangers of copy-pasta

Copy-paste. It's easy. It's fast. You might want to use more brain cells first before blindly doing it.

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WTF Was That?! (Part 2)

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – The Princess Bride […]

The Manager Manifesto

This has been gnawing at me for a while now: as engineers, we obsess over how we solve problems with […]

WTF Was That?! (Part 1)

“I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.” –Jack Burton, “Big Trouble In Little China” (1986) […]